What if Behenji become PM?

1. Her birthday parties will be more lavish, with more diamonds, more crowns, larger than life-sized cakes, and national holiday commemorating her birthday. With the compulsory gifts that the PM would receive, the personal staff of the PM will ensure that the funds are utilized in national interest of making bungalows for the PM. (She does need a place to stay in every time she visits a place. It’s in national interest because she is cutting down government expense of staying in expensive government houses/5 star hotels. )





2. There will be Ambedkar Parks in every city, where pigeons will continue to excrete on life size statutes of Late Mr. Ambedkar (who did an unfathomable task of copying and pasting our constitution from the available constitution of US, UK, etc, etc), and government fund will be ‘utilized’ to clean up the pigeon excreta to keep the ‘Udyaans’ spic and span, so that a thing of beauty becomes joy forever. The Party will also try and get the world heritage authority to declare the udyaans as world heritage sites. This will boost government spending in Infrastructure, leading to more growth.

3. At major crossings roads life size (actually jumbo size) hoarding of behenji would be erected reminding people (junta), on how selfless is the love of behenji towards her people. This will boost confidence and ‘feel good’ factor among people. Which in turn will bring up the already dampened consumer sentiments, increasing consumer demand, consumer spending, and hence rise in GDP.

4. Like Jodhpur, all major cities would be painted blue on special occasions like, her birthday, kanshiram’s birthday, or Mr. Ambedkar’s birthday. The labor employed to achieve this will create thousands of job opportunities.

5. People would be so engrossed in building monuments of ‘forgotten heroes’, ‘Udyaans’, Preparing for birthday parties, organizing rallies, that all current problems, of terrorism, inflation, slow growth of economy would seem trivial. Actually all problems would vanish. Economic growth is ensured the way behenji and her party operates. They haven’t been able to increase the growth momentum in UP because most of the funds are provided by central government, and central government like all previous government are jealous of behenji’s success, and thus they either don’t provide sufficient fund for development of UP, or raise a false cry on how the funds are misused. But if Behenji rules the central government, all funds will be properly utilized. Regarding terrorist attacks, remember that UP is the only state where for that one episode of temple blasts in varanasi, nothing else happened. It also happens to be the breeding ground of future extortionist, and underworld goons who for their career development move from the state to Mumbai, to move to Arab land, to supply the necessary infrastructure and finance to terror outfits across the world.


Hence Mayawati is the only hope to save India. Whether I or many people choose not to vote for her, she is going to be the PM this time, or next time.